Karma Haikus

Talking to my sister about the Avengers: a flashback…

I start explaining who hawkeye is…. 

me: see that guy? that’s hawkeye!

sister: mmmmmm, he is a hot guy!

me: uh no, i think you misheard me, what i said was… well yeah, you know what never mind… you’re totally right.

  • Augustus Waters: hey i just met you
  • Augustus Waters: and this is crazy
  • Augustus Waters: but i think you're really pretty and you remind me of my dead ex and natalie portman as well and i really want you to come over my house and watch v for vendetta with me even though we barely know each other and i want to take you to amsterdam so you can live your dream because life is fleeting and my number's in this book
  • Augustus Waters: so call me maybe

ifwemetupatmidnight:

As old as as earthbending itself.

(via tardisinhogwartsinnarnia)

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

(via tardisinhogwartsinnarnia)

The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class

fiddlesticksandcustard:

We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”

LOKI ISN’T HERE.

We became best friends after that, obviously.

(via tomhiddlestonfans)

captainrenner:

RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER

aw yeah palindrome !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIYMmbHik08

(Source: aaroncrossed, via tardisinhogwartsinnarnia)

Tom Hiddleston licking his lips

(Source: fassboner, via tomhiddlestonfans)

floralportraits:

So little time.

floralportraits:

So little time.

(Source: somegirlsart, via frenchthereader)

xmens:

#maybe he’s born with it #maybe he’s adopted
thebestlolz:

fandomsandwich:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

“Avengers Anonymous:

All of them sitting in a circle crying because they’re not really the characters they play. Evans is dressed in a Captain America onesie; Hiddleston with bucket on his head with cardboard horns taped on top; and RDJ wrapped in aluminum foil with glitter on it and a light bulb in the middle of his chest.”

Ruffalo’s painted green and refuses to speak in full sentences; Renner’s hiding in one of the air vents and no one can get him to come down so they’ve given up for the moment; Hemsworth’s taken to carrying around a large mallet with the head painted grey.

Johansson keeps popping out of nowhere and shooting Nerf darts at Hiddleston’s bucket. Many are still stuck to it. She yells “BUDAPEST!” at random.

(via tardisinhogwartsinnarnia)

pyrebomb:

Always reblog Asgardian hair jokes.

pyrebomb:

Always reblog Asgardian hair jokes.

(Source: dj-jellybeans, via weaponizedwit)